Tuesday, January 26, 2010

words i'm not supposed to say

McKenna: "Mom, I'm not supposed to say 'shoot'"
Me: "You can say 'shoot'. It's the other word you can't say.
McKenna: "Oh. I can't say 'shit'"
Me: "That's right, McKenna. Don't say that word."
Pause
McKenna: "Mom, I'm not supposed to say 'shit'"
Me: "That's right, DON'T say that word."
McKenna: "Mom, Im not supposed to say..."
Me: "McKenna, DON'T say that word."
McKenna: "Mom..."
Me: "DON'T say it."
McKenna: "Mom..."
Me: "DONT'T SAY IT!"
McKenna: "What?!? All I'm saying is 'Mom'"

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